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Friday, 28 August 2015
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Tuesday, 11 August 2015
Facts of Life 00241 - 00244
Facts of Life 00241 - 00244
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Q: When your husband comes home after work and requests you to make a cup of coffee, serve him please. Why? A: He wants to feel fresh to listen to your non-stop talks!! Q: Do you know why your husband looks at all good-looking women? A: It is to make sure that you are still the best. Love him as usual or even more.
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If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together!
There is a big difference between a human being and being human - Only a few really understand it.
Six Best Doctors in the World are 1. Sunlight, 2. Rest, 3. Exercise, 4.Diet, 5. Self Confidence and 6. Friends.
Not many children realize that they can learn a lot about managing day to day life from their parents rather than learning the expensive way from books and friends.
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Wednesday, 5 August 2015
Facts of Life 00237 - 00240
Facts of Life 00237 - 00240
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'
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Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!
Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell !!
Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
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Thursday, 30 July 2015
Facts of Life 00233 - 00236
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Find New Desktops at Amazon - Where else you get This Cheap, This many Choices and this Best Quality Name Brands!!!
TigerDirect is another Best Supplier of Desktop PCs. Try it here.
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Blue-ray & DVD Players - Sony, Toshiba, Panasonic, Phillips, Samsung from A4C
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It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
Try Not to Count the Hairs on your Head. What good is that going to do for you?
Whether you Eat well, Exercise Well and stay fit or not, you die anyway.
Statistics show that - You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
Believe it or Not, A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia
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Friday, 24 July 2015
Facts of Life 00229 - 00232
Facts of Life 00229 - 00232
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About your Husband - Love Him if He looks at all Beautiful women. You know why? He s just checking if you are still the Best!
It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; whereas Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Shop Amazon - See Rosie Pope's Top Picks in Maternity
It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
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Monday, 20 July 2015
Facts of Life - 00225 - 00228
Facts of Life - 00225 - 00228
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Juice Beauty: Receive two free samples of STEM CELLULAR CC Cream, (Natural and Warm Glow), with any $50 purchase today. Enter promo code “MULTICC” at checkout.*
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A guy had a problem with his computer, so he called the 11 year old living next door, named Eric, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control. Eric showed up, clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, the guy who owned the computer called after him and asked "What was wrong"? Eric replied, "It was an ID ten T error". He didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,"An, ID ten T error? What's that Eric? - in case I need to fix it again." Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' the guy replied. Eric said to him, "Write it down, and I think you'll figure it out."
Just because two people argue, It doesn't mean that they don't love each other. Similarly, just because two people don't argue, It doesn't mean they do love each other.
You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. Think before you do.
If you want to become a roll model, take the necessary time to chief that goal, don't rush and crash!
When you leave home to go anywhere, Always leave loved ones with Loving words. For some unfortunate reasons, it may be the last time you see them.
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Monday, 13 July 2015
Facts of Life 00221 - 00224
Facts of Life 00221 - 00224
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When an elderly guy came out of the door of a Bar, he saw a cop writing out a parking ticket. He went up to the cop and said, 'Come on man, how about giving senior citizens a break?' The Cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So he called him an “asshole” . The cop glared at the Guy and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. At this point, the elderly guy's wife also came out of the Bar, stared at the cop and called him a “shit head”. By this time, the cop finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Annoyed by the continuous irritation by the elderly couple, the cop wrote more and more tickets and put them on the windshield. This went on for about 20 minutes.
Just then the couple's Bus arrived, and the couple got on it and went home. What a fun the couple had at the expense of a poor fellow, who is still enjoying his drinks inside?
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
What other people think of you is not an easy one to figure out. You are better off worrying about your business.
Time Heals Everything.
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