Jokes and Facts of Life - 12272017

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BELOW has 5 letters, so does ABOVE; CRY has 3 letters so does JOY! !

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RIGHT has 5 letters, so does WRONG; RICH has 4 letters, so does POOR!

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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM". He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up". Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE; ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS. !

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. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE; FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS

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A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful, all at the same time. The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would pick a guy like you as my partner!!

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Time is short when you are happy! Time is long when you feel bored! Time is endless when you are in pain!

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What is success? When your signature changes to Autograph!

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

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A person met "Money" and said, you are just a piece of paper or plastic. Money smiled and said, of course, you are correct, but I haven't seen a dust bin for me yet!

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A tongue has no bones, but it can break a heart even without bones. On the other hand, it can be a pillar for re-building a broken heart!

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Tomorrow will come daily, but today will come today only; So finish your work today itself and be free and ready for tomorrow's projects!

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When we go to bed every night, we have no assurance to get up alive next morning, but we definitely have plans for the next day - That's hope!

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A WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' Cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, the Cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' the Cashier asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him, legally.'

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TEACHER: How old is your father? KID: He is 6 years. TEACHER: What? How is this possible? KID: He became father only after I was born!!

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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map on the wall and show where North America is. JOSEPH: Here is it teacher. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Joseph.

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TEACHER: Wong, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? WONG: You told me to do it without using the tables.

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TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? REBECCA : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? REBECCA: Yesterday you said its formula is H to O.

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👉No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always Walk to Bed ✌Be Contented✌

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👉Take Life Easy, Life is short. ✌WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE!✌

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Have you taken note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: "CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE".

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Have you taken note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: "BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN".

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👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you're, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists . ✌Stop Boasting✌

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👉No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave . ✌Be Humble✌

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👉No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. ✌Be Patient✌

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👉No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness. ✌Take Caution ✌.

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These days, People are prisoners of their mobile phones. Is it why they are called "CELL" phones?

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Be Decisive, May be Right or Wrong. Many a times, it is more productive than making no decision.

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Time is Slow when you Wait: Time is Fast when you are Late!

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Time is deadly when you are Sad: Time is Short when you are Happy.

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Says share market is bad, But keeps speculating; Says money is evil, But keeps accumulating.

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Says high Positions are lonely, But keeps wanting them.

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Says gambling & drinking is bad, But keeps indulging .

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Many people, Never mean what they say and never say what they mean.....

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Every mother should tell her son/s ( 00402 )

Ban drugs, alcohol and other stimulants in your life. Mistakes are often caused under the influence of these narcotic and nerve stimulating agents.

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Make special arrangement and environment for your partner when she becomes pregnant with your child. Physical strength and mental characters of your child are often determined in Mother’s womb itself.

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Your child is watching every act of you as it waits to come out. Treat the mother well. Your child will be born happy, healthy, and peaceful.

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It is dangerous to allow yourself to learn about man-woman relationship from friends, books and media. Ask your father even if it is awkward. Your father is the best friend to have in times of doubts and difficulties.

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