It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
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A guy had a problem with his computer, so he called the 11 year old living next door, named Eric, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control. Eric showed up, clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, the guy who owned the computer called after him and asked "What was wrong"? Eric replied, "It was an ID ten T error". He didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,"An, ID ten T error? What's that Eric? - in case I need to fix it again." Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' the guy replied. Eric said to him, "Write it down, and I think you'll figure it out."
When an elderly guy came out of the door of a Bar, he saw a cop writing out a parking ticket. He went up to the cop and said, 'Come on man, how about giving senior citizens a break?' The Cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So he called him an “asshole” . The cop glared at the Guy and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. At this point, the elderly guy's wife also came out of the Bar, stared at the cop and called him a “shit head”. By this time, the cop finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Annoyed by the continuous irritation by the elderly couple, the cop wrote more and more tickets and put them on the windshield. This went on for about 20 minutes.
Just then the couple's Bus arrived, and the couple got on it and went home. What a fun the couple had at the expense of a poor fellow, who is still enjoying his drinks inside?