Monday, 20 July 2015

Facts of Life - 00225 - 00228

Enjoy this Joke:

A guy had a problem with his computer, so he called the 11 year old living next door, named Eric, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control. Eric showed up, clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, the guy who owned the computer called after him and asked "What was wrong"? Eric replied, "It was an ID ten T error". He didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,"An, ID ten T error? What's that Eric? - in case I need to fix it again." Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' the guy replied. Eric said to him, "Write it down, and I think you'll figure it out."

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    ( 00225 )

    Just because two people argue, It doesn't mean that they don't love each other. Similarly, just because two people don't argue, It doesn't mean they do love each other.

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    You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. Think before you do.


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    If you want to become a roll model, take the necessary time to chief that goal, don't rush and crash!

    ( 00228 )

    When you leave home to go anywhere, Always leave loved ones with Loving words. For some unfortunate reasons, it may be the last time you see them.



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    Monday, 13 July 2015

    Facts of Life 00221 - 00224

    Enjoy this Joke:

    When an elderly guy came out of the door of a Bar, he saw a cop writing out a parking ticket. He went up to the cop and said, 'Come on man, how about giving senior citizens a break?' The Cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So he called him an “asshole” . The cop glared at the Guy and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. At this point, the elderly guy's wife also came out of the Bar, stared at the cop and called him a “shit head”. By this time, the cop finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Annoyed by the continuous irritation by the elderly couple, the cop wrote more and more tickets and put them on the windshield. This went on for about 20 minutes.

    Just then the couple's Bus arrived, and the couple got on it and went home. What a fun the couple had at the expense of a poor fellow, who is still enjoying his drinks inside?

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    ( 00221 )

    No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

    ( 00222 )

    Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'


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    (00223 )

    What other people think of you is not an easy one to figure out. You are better off worrying about your business.

    ( 00224 )

    Time Heals Everything.



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    Tuesday, 7 July 2015

    Facts of Life 00217 - 00220

    For you to Laugh:
    "There are 2 times a Man doesn't understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage".
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    ( 00217 )

    We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, and 55 as Fifty Five. Why can't we then pronounce 11 as "Onety One"?

    ( 00218 )

    Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything!


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    (00219 )

    Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present

    ( 00220 )

    Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.



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    Tuesday, 30 June 2015

    Facts of Life 00213 - 00216

    For you to Laugh:
    Husband is Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target.. From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...Husband said, 'AM MISSING YOU"'
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    ( 00213 )

    Sometimes, people say that - Past is a Waste Paper, Present is a Newspaper and Future is a Question Paper. If you are not careful, your life will be a Tissue Paper.

    ( 00214 )

    There is nothing wrong in saying that, "Teens have all the Time and Energy, but No Money: Grown-ups have Money and Energy, but No Time; Seniors have All the Time & Money, but Not Enough Energy".


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    (00215 )

    Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet - Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are All out to Come Out!

    ( 00216 )

    There are 3 kinds of men in the world: Some remain single & make wonders happen, Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen, The rest get married & wonder what happened!?



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    Thursday, 25 June 2015

    Facts of Life 00209 - 00212

    For you to Laugh:
    Secret formula for married couples..."Love One Another", And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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    ( 00209 )

    Difference between Young Age & Old Age: In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers, & In Old Age, Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

    ( 00210 )

    "Why is Facebook such a hit ? It works on the principle that 'People are more interested in others life than their own'.


    (00211 )

    When you are in love, Wonders happen. After you got married, You wonder, what happened.

    ( 00212 )

    At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..Later, somehow don't know why..alphabets get reversed..



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    Saturday, 20 June 2015

    Facts of Life - 00205 - 00208

    For you to Laugh:
    Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
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    ( 00205 )

    If you are not sure that you can hit the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit as your target.

    ( 00206 )

    You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. Try it, if you want to make sure.


    (00207 )

    Opportunities always look bigger going than when they are coming.

    ( 00208 )

    By the time you make original ends meet, ends will move further to make meeting ends difficult almost always.



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    Tuesday, 16 June 2015

    Facts of Life - 00201 - 00204

    For you to Laugh:
    The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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    ( 00201 )

    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    Avoid saying that you are "wrong" to someone. Instead, say that If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.


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    You're never too old to learn something stupid.

    ( 00204 )

    I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now. Guess why!!!


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