Wednesday, 25 July 2018
Lets all read and enjoy
Lets all read and enjoy
Friday, 20 July 2018
Digital Bargain Center
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Supermarket Law of check-outs: As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Supermarket Law of changing lines: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now..
Law of Phone Calls: - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings..
Law of Close Personal Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with..
Law of Demonstration: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Thursday, 19 July 2018
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Its True: Time is like river. You can’t touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease and got dirty only, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong phone number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. If you dial a number, thinking it is the correct number, no one will answer
Tuesday, 6 March 2018
Facts, Jokes and More
Facts, Jokes and More
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A very tired young man with no savings at all said "Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye".
About fat people: You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Never think that nobody cares about you; You try missing a couple of payments to credit card companies or any other lenders, you will know the answer.
One old friend of mine said to me (older man!) that "Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch with us"!
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Monday, 19 February 2018
Facts and Jokes of Life
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Make an attempt. 1. While sitting at the desk in front of the computer, lift the right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles... 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with the right hand. We will realize that our foot will change the direction. There's nothing any one can do about it! We will realize how stupid it is to try it; over and over again.
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
We see in real world that many citizens will not hesitate to cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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Friday, 16 February 2018
Facts and Jokes in Life
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One of the major problems today is - We have "doubts" in our "faith" and have full "faith" in our "doubts"
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams. Choice is yours…
We make those who care for us cry many a times. Sometimes, We cry for those who never care for us. This is the truth of life, it’s strange but true. Once you realize this, it’s never too late to change…
Don’t make promises when you are in joy. Don’t reply when you are sad. Don’t take decision when you are angry. Think twice, act once…
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Saturday, 20 January 2018
Facts and Jokes in Life - 01202018
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One of the major problems today is - We have "doubts" in our "faith" and have full "faith" in our "doubts"
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams. Choice is yours…
We make those who care for us cry many a times. Sometimes, We cry for those who never care for us. This is the truth of life, it’s strange but true. Once you realize this, it’s never too late to change…
Don’t make promises when you are in joy. Don’t reply when you are sad. Don’t take decision when you are angry. Think twice, act once…
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Monday, 15 January 2018
Jokes and Facts of Life - 01152018
Jokes and Facts of Life - 01152018
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FAIL has 4 letters, so does PASS; Similarly, KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters, so does IGNORANCE.
Never explain yourself to anyone. Because the person who likes you doesn’t need it and the person who doesn’t like you won’t believe it…!
“Someone Asked Swami Vivekananda:“What is *poison?”* He had given a great answer:*“Everything excess in life, is poison”*
When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free. When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time. When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come…(by Swami Vivekananda)
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Wednesday, 10 January 2018
Jokes and Facts of Life - 01102018
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Birth - Given by others; Name - Given by others; Education - Given by others; Income - Given by others; Respect - Given by others; First bath - Given by others; Last bath - Given by others; Property & Belongings - Will be taken by others; Why then we have the unnecessary ego and problems?
Why some women request God to give them the same husband in their next birth? Because, efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
78 minus your age plus 40 will give your year of birth!
Don’t let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in their life. Relationships work best when they are balanced…(by Swami Vivekananda)
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Tuesday, 9 January 2018
Jokes and Facts of Life 9122018
Jokes and Facts of Life 9122018
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers!
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a
grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie old men tell is...”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
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Wednesday, 27 December 2017
Jokes and Facts of Life - 12272017
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BELOW has 5 letters, so does ABOVE; CRY has 3 letters so does JOY!
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RIGHT has 5 letters, so does WRONG; RICH has 4 letters, so does POOR!
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM".
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up". Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Thursday, 21 December 2017
Facts and Jokes - 20171221
Facts and Jokes - 20171221
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Festive Season is around the corner. Did you surf our sites lately? You have a lots of holiday deals, factory refurbished items like cell phones, computers, electronics and special promotions on these. Don't miss them. We update them regularly. There are several links that can take you to Heaven, if and only if you click on them. Good luck folks.
. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE; ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS.
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. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE; FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful, all at the same time. The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would pick a guy like you as my partner!!
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Friday, 15 December 2017
Facts & Jokes - 2017 12 15
Facts & Jokes - 2017 12 15
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Time is short when you are happy! Time is long when you feel bored! Time is endless when you are in pain!
What is success? When your signature changes to Autograph!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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Wednesday, 6 December 2017
Facts and jokes - 12062017
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A person met "Money" and said, you are just a piece of paper or plastic. Money smiled and said, of course, you are correct, but I haven't seen a dust bin for me yet!
A tongue has no bones, but it can break a heart even without bones. On the other hand, it can be a pillar for re-building a broken heart!
Tomorrow will come daily, but today will come today only; So finish your work today itself and be free and ready for tomorrow's projects!
When we go to bed every night, we have no assurance to get up alive next morning, but we definitely have plans for the next day - That's hope!
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Thursday, 26 October 2017
Some Facts & Jokes of Life (10262017)
Some Facts & Jokes of Life (10262017)
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A WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' Cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, the Cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' the Cashier asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him, legally.'
A WOMEN'S REVENGE
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Wednesday, 11 October 2017
Facts of Life - 00422 - 00425
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TEACHER: How old is your father? KID: He is 6 years. TEACHER: What? How is this possible? KID: He became father only after I was born!!
TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map on the wall and show where North America is. JOSEPH: Here is it teacher. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Joseph.
TEACHER: Wong, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? WONG: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? REBECCA : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? REBECCA: Yesterday you said its formula is H to O.
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Saturday, 16 September 2017
Facts of Life 00418 - 00421
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👉No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always Walk to Bed ✌Be Contented✌
👉Take Life Easy, Life is short. ✌WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE!✌
Have you taken note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: "CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE".
Have you taken note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: "BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN".
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Wednesday, 13 September 2017
Facts of Life 00414 - 00417
Facts of Life 00414 - 00417
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👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you're, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists . ✌Stop Boasting✌
👉No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave . ✌Be Humble✌
👉No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. ✌Be Patient✌
👉No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness. ✌Take Caution ✌.
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Wednesday, 5 July 2017
Facts of Life 00410 - 00413
Facts of Life 00410 - 00413
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These days, People are prisoners of their mobile phones. Is it why they are called "CELL" phones?
Be Decisive, May be Right or Wrong. Many a times, it is more productive than making no decision.
Time is Slow when you Wait: Time is Fast when you are Late!
Time is deadly when you are Sad: Time is Short when you are Happy.
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Sunday, 9 April 2017
Facts of Life 00406 - 00409
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Says share market is bad, But keeps speculating; Says money is evil, But keeps accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely, But keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, But keeps indulging .
Many people, Never mean what they say and never say what they mean.....
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